Sunday, December 26, 2004

Keystone Phil Not Running

NYMAN, DC- In a speech tonight, the Vice-President criticized those who jumped off PBrunsel's ship and onto Kemperor's. He accused them of being fair-weather fans, in essence, and said they did not consult the administration.

The Vice-President is not running for President, and is instead endorsing Kemperor.

PBrunsel Offically Out, Word Coming from the VP

NYMAN, DC- Citing the lack of bi-partisanship and riggers of being President, President PBrunsel of Iowa announced he would not seek a second term earlier today. The President said he cared more about Atlasia than his party, and said he wanted someone with more Constitutional expertise to take over the position, such as Kemperor or a ticket with Peter Bell on it. This news comes on the heels of a very bad week for the President, and speculation on the part of the News that this would happen has proven to be accurate. He has said he will continue his term and govern as he sees fit.

Vice President Keystone Phil will speak to the nation at 8 PM EST tonight. He has been critical of the Republican deserters to Kemperor, and several Nyman insiders expect him to launch a Presidential bid during this speech. It should be noted that the VP has never been elected to anything himself, so getting elected President, with him being an inexperienced young Conservative against an experienced center-righter could prove impossible.